What a BuzzKill

She threw out a free fishbowl bowl of candy because “… it was mostly full of smarties and dum dums …”. I fucking love Smarties!

_{This entry just crashed from a massive sugar rush.}

These are real. You can buy USB drives with little dog characters on them that when inserted into a USB drive, hump your computer.

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjBVyxc1EHU]

_{This entry … ah, hell … what?}

All right … something a little lighter for a change.

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI]

_{This entry wants to look on you with its own eyes.}

The next time you feel the need to grasp a fistful of fluffy wool and hear panicked bleating, just remember that ewe are one sick puppy.

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It’s still a video, though…

_{This entry wants to pluck Disco Duck!}

I haven’t been particularly inspired to write anything lately, but I do happen upon some funny things on the web … especially on YouTube. Here’s yet another video:

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=025FoqHpy3A]

(if the video doesn’t display, click this link)

_{This entry is peeling, like an orange or a banana.}

Either this guy is a total nut job, or he’s got a kick-ass sense of humor…

_{This entry is experiencing the discomfort of a mild sunburn.}

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r5LYzwkztU]

_{This entry’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.}

Check out this series of funny clips.

(I tried to embed the video, but apparently my Flickr photo thing to the right conflicts with it.)

_{This entry loves a good Star Wars spoof.}

I personally believe that U.S.  Americans
are unable to do so because Osama.

People out there
in our nation
don’t have that,

And I believe that our education
like such as south Africa and
such as the Iraq.

everywhere “such as”.

And I believe our education
should help the U.S.
should help the South Africa
and the Iraq
and the Asian countries
so we can build up
our future.

_{This entry loves maps.}