{"id":95,"date":"2005-08-24T12:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-24T19:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/?p=95"},"modified":"2005-08-24T12:49:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-24T19:49:00","slug":"how-long-will-you-stare-at-a-blank-blog-page","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/how-long-will-you-stare-at-a-blank-blog-page","title":{"rendered":"How long will you stare at a blank blog page?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So far, I’ve been staring at this thing for 7 minutes, but drawing a total blank. Maybe it’s because I’m hungry.<\/p>\n

Today I missed lunch due to a 30 minute training class (that I held) going for 45 minutes. I was supposed to go out to Souplantation<\/a> with some of the guys from the office, but I was delayed just enough time to miss the boat. Not having a car sucks. My only remaining options are:<\/p>\n

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  1. Walk 1\/2 mile to the nearest sandwich shop<\/li>\n
  2. Purchase a pack of Ramen noodles from the break room vending machine<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I don’t mind walking, which is probably what I’ll end up doing. It’s been so muggy lately that I hope I don’t work up a sweat going there and back. I just don’t want to stink up the office.<\/p>\n

    This entry was written in the hopes that you’ll
    learn from my horrible and hideous mistakes!<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    So far, I’ve been staring at this thing for 7 minutes, but drawing a total blank. Maybe it’s because I’m hungry. Today I missed lunch due to a 30 minute training class (that I held) going for 45 minutes. I was supposed to go out to Souplantation with some of the guys from the office, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}