{"id":91,"date":"2005-08-31T16:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-31T23:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/?p=91"},"modified":"2005-08-31T16:30:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-31T23:30:00","slug":"i-believe-you-have-my-stapler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/i-believe-you-have-my-stapler","title":{"rendered":"I believe you have my stapler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"frame-outer  \" style=\"float: left;\"><span><span><span><span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/gabriel.tetrault.home.comcast.net\/blog\/milton_stapler.gif\"  border=\"0\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>Tonight I&#8217;ll be watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0151804\/\" target=\"_blank\">Office Space<\/a> at the local flashback feature theater. Staci Ann and I are going, possibly with a few others from our office. It should be fun.<\/p>\n<p>Last year I went to see this movie and ended up winning my very own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.acco.com\/swingline\/productdetail.aspx?s=1&#038;pid=S7074740\" target=\"_blank\">red Swingline stapler<\/a>. You can see Captain Jack holding it in <a href=\"http:\/\/thetetraults.home.comcast.net\/videos\/captain_jack__episode_1.htm\" target=\"_blank\">his log<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">This entry was written while listening to the radio at a reasonable volume.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I&#8217;ll be watching Office Space at the local flashback feature theater. Staci Ann and I are going, possibly with a few others from our office. It should be fun. Last year I went to see this movie and ended up winning my very own red Swingline stapler. You can see Captain Jack holding it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}