{"id":54,"date":"2005-11-22T13:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-22T20:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/?p=54"},"modified":"2005-11-22T13:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-22T20:55:00","slug":"random-thoughts-112205","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/random-thoughts-112205","title":{"rendered":"Random Thoughts 11\/22\/05"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While talking to my boss this morning, he said to me, &#8220;last night I went to get my balls drilled.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Bleak white canvas<br \/>Deep chilled breath<\/p>\n<p>Numbness of fingers<br \/>Warmth a forgotten luxury<\/p>\n<p>Empty tree branches<br \/>Animals deep sleep<\/p>\n<p>Winter soon comes<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I hate writing poetry (don&#8217;t count on it happening again)<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>My cable Internet appears to have been fixed. The connection has been dropping with regular frequency from somewhere around 11-12 in the morning until 3:30-4:00 in the afternoon for the last week. The cable guy came by this morning and tested my connections and found a bad splitter. He replaced it and it seems to be doing the trick. I can now stare at <a href=\"http:\/\/buzzkill.ww.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">my messy living room<\/a> again.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">This entry was never here. Please try to forget all about it.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While talking to my boss this morning, he said to me, &#8220;last night I went to get my balls drilled.&#8221; Bleak white canvasDeep chilled breath Numbness of fingersWarmth a forgotten luxury Empty tree branchesAnimals deep sleep Winter soon comes I hate writing poetry (don&#8217;t count on it happening again) My cable Internet appears to have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}