{"id":40,"date":"2006-01-05T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-05T22:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/?p=40"},"modified":"2006-01-05T15:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-05T22:19:00","slug":"long-story-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/long-story-short","title":{"rendered":"Long Story Short"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2005\/12\/21parang.html\" target=\"_blank\">this site<\/a> with some funny stuff on it. Thought I&#8217;d share the link hoping that it might bring a smile to somebody else&#8217;s face. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">This entry was running off a cliff with my cat in it&#8217;s arms, so, long story short&#8230; it isn&#8217;t anything like warm apple pie.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found this site with some funny stuff on it. Thought I&#8217;d share the link hoping that it might bring a smile to somebody else&#8217;s face. Enjoy! This entry was running off a cliff with my cat in it&#8217;s arms, so, long story short&#8230; it isn&#8217;t anything like warm apple pie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}