{"id":396,"date":"2009-01-14T10:37:38","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T17:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/?p=396"},"modified":"2009-01-14T10:40:26","modified_gmt":"2009-01-14T17:40:26","slug":"worst-apartment-rental-ad-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/worst-apartment-rental-ad-ever","title":{"rendered":"Worst apartment rental ad &#8211; EVER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t help but laugh at the ridiculousness of <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/5130759\/worst-apartment-rental-ad-ever\" target=\"_blank\">this Craigslist ad<\/a>. Here&#8217;s an excerpt:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>WAKE-UP: Wake up will be at 5:30am each morning. All ceiling lights in the suite will be turned on automatically.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>LIGHTS OUT: Ceiling lights in the suite will be turned off at 11:30pm.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The ad has apparently been removed from Craigslist a few times and the poster just doesn&#8217;t get it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><sub>This entry was considering some sexually deviant behavior.<\/sub><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t help but laugh at the ridiculousness of this Craigslist ad. Here&#8217;s an excerpt: WAKE-UP: Wake up will be at 5:30am each morning. All ceiling lights in the suite will be turned on automatically. LIGHTS OUT: Ceiling lights in the suite will be turned off at 11:30pm. The ad has apparently been removed from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":399,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions\/399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}