{"id":34,"date":"2005-12-15T21:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-16T04:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/?p=34"},"modified":"2005-12-15T21:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-16T04:57:00","slug":"speaking-of-new-products","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/speaking-of-new-products","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of new products&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rece just finished his homework (yeah, at 8:45 pm &#8211; ahem) and it&#8217;s got to be some of the funniest shit I&#8217;ve read from him yet! His assignment was to come up with an advertisement for 2 products (made up or otherwise).  They were both funny, but the one I liked best read as follows&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">New from Maybotsew Pharmaceuticals, it&#8217;s the Dorm-a-tron. Here&#8217;s what some one said about it. &#8220;I&#8217;ve tried everything, but I just couldn&#8217;t keep those extra 200 pounds down, and it was starting to affect my marriage. Then I found the Dorm-a-tron. Using a new technology to help me lose weight. You just strap on the Dorm-a-tron, put on the High Voltage Helmet, turn them on, and then you can have a perfect night&#8217;s sleep while you lose weight.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">This entry was brought to you by a High Voltage Helmet!<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rece just finished his homework (yeah, at 8:45 pm &#8211; ahem) and it&#8217;s got to be some of the funniest shit I&#8217;ve read from him yet! His assignment was to come up with an advertisement for 2 products (made up or otherwise). They were both funny, but the one I liked best read as follows&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}