{"id":33,"date":"2005-12-15T21:09:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-16T04:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/?p=33"},"modified":"2005-12-15T21:09:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-16T04:09:00","slug":"fizzle-fizzle-fizzle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/fizzle-fizzle-fizzle","title":{"rendered":"Fizzle, fizzle, fizzle!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks ago (18 days, actually) I was up late and chatting with a friend online. For some strange reason I was inspired to do something silly and ended up making some audio commercials for a few interesting (and fictional) products. Out of laziness, I sort of forgot about them and that was that. Rece reminded me of them tonight while we were walking to the store, so upon my return I put them up on my <a href=\"http:\/\/thetetraults.home.comcast.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">web site<\/a> (in the <a href=\"http:\/\/thetetraults.home.comcast.net\/oddities.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Oddities<\/a> section).<\/p>\n<p>Here they are for your listening pleasure:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/gabriel.tetrault.home.comcast.net\/commercials\/praps.mp3\">P&#8217;Raps<\/a> &#8211; A new urban-themed chocolate bar. Awww yeah&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/gabriel.tetrault.home.comcast.net\/commercials\/rhubarb_soap.mp3\">Rhubarb Soap<\/a> &#8211; When being clean just isn&#8217;t enough.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/gabriel.tetrault.home.comcast.net\/commercials\/yeehaw_soda.mp3\">YeeHaw Soda<\/a> &#8211; All of the flavor, none of the crunch.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">In other news&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>My buddy (The Mighty) Quinn posted <a href=\"http:\/\/mightyquinnblog.blogspot.com\/2005\/12\/ramblings-from-34-year-old-hack.html\" target=\"_blank\">a bit of history<\/a> of his life. Part of it involves me, so I figured I&#8217;d link to it in case some of my friends and family might be interested.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">This entry was brought you by Rhubarb Soap&#8230; &#8216;n&#8217; shit.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks ago (18 days, actually) I was up late and chatting with a friend online. For some strange reason I was inspired to do something silly and ended up making some audio commercials for a few interesting (and fictional) products. Out of laziness, I sort of forgot about them and that was that. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}