{"id":18,"date":"2005-08-16T10:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-16T17:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/?p=18"},"modified":"2005-08-16T10:52:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-16T17:52:00","slug":"stick-a-fork-in-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/stick-a-fork-in-it","title":{"rendered":"Stick a fork in it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This parting, or at least the agreement of such, was surreal, heart-wrenching, and miserable. To be fair to both of our needs, we opted for not continuing our relationship. How that will manifest itself, I&#8217;m still not entirely sure. I still feel that she&#8217;s my best friend, which makes me very sad that things turned out this way. At this point it still just seems like a strange and horrible dream.<\/p>\n<p>In my usual don&#8217;t-spill-too-much-about-your-feelings manner, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;m going to say about the whole thing.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">In other news&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>My buddy Tim just called, as I was writing the above. He&#8217;s got Angels tickets and wants me to go with him to the game tonight. I could use a change of pace, so I gladly accepted.<\/p>\n<p>Tim and his wife recently had a baby, so understandably we haven&#8217;t been able to spend much time together. He&#8217;s hysterical to be around, since we share a very similar sense of humor. Good timing, Tim.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">This entry was brought to you by Folgers Crystals,<br \/>which this blog has been secretly switched with.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This parting, or at least the agreement of such, was surreal, heart-wrenching, and miserable. To be fair to both of our needs, we opted for not continuing our relationship. How that will manifest itself, I&#8217;m still not entirely sure. I still feel that she&#8217;s my best friend, which makes me very sad that things turned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}