{"id":177,"date":"2006-08-18T00:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-18T07:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/?p=177"},"modified":"2006-08-18T00:53:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-18T07:53:00","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/ouch","title":{"rendered":"Ouch."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hi!&#8221; I said as I leaned over the seats to give my friend a hug.<br \/>&#8220;Hey!&#8221; she said as she responded to the hug.<br \/>&#8220;Who&#8217;s this?&#8221; her sister inquired, with a slight air of suspicion.<br \/>&#8220;This is <strike>my friend<\/strike> Gabe, I work with him&#8221; was the reply.<\/p>\n<p>Ouch. That&#8217;s not how I&#8217;d introduce someone that I considered a friend and confidant.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><small>This entry feels a bit butt-hurt by that one.<\/small><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hi!&#8221; I said as I leaned over the seats to give my friend a hug.&#8220;Hey!&#8221; she said as she responded to the hug.&#8220;Who&#8217;s this?&#8221; her sister inquired, with a slight air of suspicion.&#8220;This is my friend Gabe, I work with him&#8221; was the reply. Ouch. That&#8217;s not how I&#8217;d introduce someone that I considered a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}