{"id":136,"date":"2006-06-12T16:45:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-12T23:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/?p=136"},"modified":"2006-06-12T16:45:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-12T23:45:00","slug":"mom-you-should-divorce-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/mom-you-should-divorce-dad","title":{"rendered":"Mom, you should divorce dad&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; if he wants most of the pansy-ass bullshit on Forbes&#8217; list of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/2006\/06\/06\/cx_gd_0607featslide_print.html\" target=\"_blank\">What Dad Really Wants<\/a>&#8220;. I mean seriously&#8230;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><small>This entry brought to you by a non-metrosexual dad.<\/small><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; if he wants most of the pansy-ass bullshit on Forbes&#8217; list of &#8220;What Dad Really Wants&#8220;. I mean seriously&#8230; This entry brought to you by a non-metrosexual dad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}