{"id":132,"date":"2006-06-06T14:06:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-06T21:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/?p=132"},"modified":"2006-06-06T14:06:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-06T21:06:00","slug":"radioactive-rubber-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/radioactive-rubber-pants","title":{"rendered":"Radioactive rubber pants!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So <a href=\"http:\/\/www.miami.com\/mld\/miamiherald\/news\/weird_news\/14735207.htm\" target=\"_blank\">we&#8217;re all going to Hell<\/a> today (it&#8217;s in Michigan, by the way).<\/p>\n<p>I read about <a href=\"http:\/\/cbs2.com\/watercooler\/watercooler_story_157160745.html\" target=\"_blank\">a 6&#8242; 6&#8243; grandfather who turns 66 today<\/a> &#8211; so he&#8217;s 6-foot-6 and 66 on 6\/6\/06!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heedtheomen.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">A remake<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0075005\/\" target=\"_blank\"><i>The Omen<\/i><\/a> is being released today because of the spooky date, I suppose. I wonder if they&#8217;re going to put the gross elevator death scene in this one&#8230; no wait, that was in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0077394\/\" target=\"_blank\"><i>Damien: Omen II<\/i><\/a>. I had fears about elevators for a short time when I was a kid after having watched that one.<\/p>\n<p>And lastly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.waff.com\/global\/story.asp?s=1483067&amp;ClientType=Printable\" target=\"_blank\">The &#8220;5-Second Rule&#8221; Rules<\/a>! We&#8217;re not all doomed today!<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><small>This entry was written by a strange guy on a strange day.<\/small><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So we&#8217;re all going to Hell today (it&#8217;s in Michigan, by the way). I read about a 6&#8242; 6&#8243; grandfather who turns 66 today &#8211; so he&#8217;s 6-foot-6 and 66 on 6\/6\/06! A remake of The Omen is being released today because of the spooky date, I suppose. I wonder if they&#8217;re going to put [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/standlikeaman.com\/gabe\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}