Life’s little lessons
Some things I’ve learned over the last couple of months:
- Never give a Vietnamese guy a piece of candy unless you want to hear him smacking it loudly in his mouth for 10 minutes.
- The magic number to to say to women when they ask you how old you think they look is 23.
- Don’t trust the timer on the bathroom light, if the lights were on when you came in … unless you want to crap in the dark.
- Sunscreen doesn’t magically spread over your entire body when you apply it in under a minute.
- Always take the time to stop for a moment to enjoy the view when driving along the coast.
This entry likes to view the ocean.